What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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