He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Randomize