I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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