I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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