did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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