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  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:04pm

    ROLLLLLLLLL TIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • 72 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:37pm

    OHHH I just got all warm and fuzzy inside...oh wait that was outside.... Love, Roxy

  • 68 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:46pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because licking her elbow was over the limit of annoying things she was willing to deal with! -Jeff

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:09pm

    how much sperm could a sperm whale sperm if a sperm whale spermed whale sperm?

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:00pm

    Top O The Rock Roxy. U ever get your roxx of on top of a skyscraper?

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:50pm

    Roxy how will I know it's you

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:53pm

    Does Jeff enjoy pretzels?

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:54pm

    ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:24pm

    Remember that fat kid in junior high that nobody every talked to but he always hung around? You know who I'm talking about. The kid that had to have every joke explained to him because he was too fucking stupid to put it together. Then he would say, "oh i get it now because...blah blah blah" and reiterate the joke back to everyone else who already got the joke. Yeah, that little oinker grew up, his name is Jeff.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:22pm

    Obama probably smells like a bucket of KFC

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:50pm

    Roxy: When you un-tuck your nuts, I'll be there to massage them.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:15pm

    not Roxy, Aw so romantic! I'm down. Let's set up our virtual coffee date. A different Not Roxey, When they don't call me Roxy the call me Fertile Mertile! I already have one kid. I politely decline your offer. Love, Roxy

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:48pm

    1:42, do us all a favor and jump off a building

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:38pm

    Buuut before we tie the knot I gotta test drive the ride

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:37pm

    Charles Rutherford has hereby changed the word "Taint" to "Ass Neck" lick it you cunt!

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:48pm

    Jeff, what the fucks her elbow have to do with shit?....

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:12pm

    Touch my prostate, woman?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:09pm

    Go barely beat tn. Oh wait u already did

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:03pm

    ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:51pm

    ew.... that's really creepy and just made me throw up in my mouth a bit....

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:36pm

    Nice Roxy, I'll get the broken glass

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:02pm

    OMG really?! I think I'm tearing up over here 2:53. Please all you have to do is say those four words and I'm your sex slave forever! Love, Roxy

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:05pm

    Roxy, forreal I'll roll naked in hot coals just to listen to you piss in a tin cup over the phone.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:11pm

    Roxy, I'd love to lick your clit so much I'd take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. A different Not Roxey

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:53pm

    I can lick my own elbow. I like to lick things. Love, Roxy

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:00pm

    Roxie, I can virtual lick your elbow. Not Roxy

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:54pm

    Eyebrow singular? If you were standing next to Whoopi Goldberg, and Brook Shields, there would only be two eyebrows for six eyes. Yikes.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:46pm

    That's Quacktastic!!

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:42pm

    Awesome! I always say that too. Can't buy the car without a test drive. We sha'll test drive then! If I'm satisfied, you'll get your sex slave! Love, Roxy

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:53pm

    Yo Roxy, I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to finger fuck your shadow.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:03pm

    Hmm, no but that sounds exhilarating! Love, Roxy

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:06pm

    not Roxy, Can you virtually lick my clit instead. That would be amazing. ((Moaning)) Love, Roxy

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:35pm

    You know you can get herpes in the eye if they have it on their mouth. Haha herpe eye. (404)

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:17pm

    3:13, YES! I thought you'd never ask! Where shall we meet?! Love, Roxy

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:23pm

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  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:47pm

    He's a dumbass. He's supposed to lick his OWN eyebrow as a show of oral prowess.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:50pm

    Elbow, eyebrow same difference. if you can lick your own you are golden.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:27am

    Two 30 Rock references and a Face/Off line later and this thread was still a waste of my fucking time.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:00am

    you must have hot eyebrows, dont make fun of him

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:46pm

    Good enough. Heard ur heading to the city next month. We'll meet there

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:12pm

    you used the term deal breaker.... that's a deal breaker

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:05pm

    Finger fuck your shadow?

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:53pm

    To the 34 people who liked this... What the fuck

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:52pm

    Wanna know how I got these scars??? -Joker

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:42am

    5:50, You'll know its me b/c i'm short with blond hair, glasses, i kind of look like tylor swift Love, Roxy

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:09pm

    I need to hear those four little words first... (I'm kind of an old fashioned girl) Love, Roxy

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:48pm

    Wow, word gets around doesn't? Well the agenda is FAO Schwartz and Rockefeller center and central park so where would you like to meet? Love, Roxy

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:01pm

    i'm pretty sure this is a reference to MLIA

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:10pm

    Way too fast for me, hafta virtually have coffee, virtually walk in the moonlight. Then bump ugly not Roxy

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:38pm

    That's soo fucking weird

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:24pm

    It is. And I can eat a peach for hours.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:27pm

    That's cool, but I wouldn't lick your eyebrow.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:44pm

    Your loss for not letting him. Elbow licking is the epitomy of any relationship!

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:14am

    gotta win them over somehow...

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:28pm

    Lmao Jeff is way cooler than the guy who tries to explain what he was like in jr high. I bet he used to beat your ass back then huh?

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:59am

    i would laugh my ass off if roxy was actaully a diesel black guy. Scott-

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:27am

    Why would it be a deal breaker?

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:44pm

    That's totally weird. Would be a deal breaker for me too! Love, Roxy

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:21am

    poor guy just read that off MLIA.

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:47pm

    hahaha I thought I was the only one who that happened to. my boyfriend tried to do that. it's so odd.