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  • 81 39
    Submitted by dpSkip on Apr 16, 13 at 4:33pm

    Sounds like he doesn't know what he's doing...

  • 65 22
    Submitted by rikie83 on Apr 16, 13 at 4:01pm

    Better start talking to the little man in the boat.

  • 69 42
    Submitted by msw31091 on Apr 16, 13 at 6:25pm

    That is why you fake it.

  • 34 28
    Submitted by BeccaMae on Apr 16, 13 at 11:24pm

    Oh, you poor thing. How awful.

  • 34 31
    Submitted by skier6821 on Apr 17, 13 at 12:01am

    Porks. Always the best comments!

  • 34 34
    Submitted by andstuff on Apr 17, 13 at 11:46am

    yet he let you take the time to send this text...

  • 28 22
    Submitted by finaly_yay on Apr 17, 13 at 8:30am

    Keeper

  • 23 36
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Apr 16, 13 at 6:00pm

    Auto-Stocholm syndrome.

    • 20 26
      Submitted by porksword on Apr 16, 13 at 10:21pm

      Isn't that the town in Sweden where they build vulvas?

  • 17 37
    Submitted by yourallstupid on Apr 17, 13 at 6:41pm

    Don't lie ass lips, by girl you really mean your own penis don't you? You don't let your boner leave until you've made it cum. You have never had a real girl, just a playboy magazine

  • 21 48
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 17, 13 at 11:46am

    Most chicks would be stoked about this! Unless he sucks at it or doesnt know what he's doing.. I've definitely done that to my girl. It wasnt over until she came! And usually more than once! But I knew what I was doing and what she liked. So she never complained

    • 24 24
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Apr 18, 13 at 1:36am

      why do you have to write SO much?