some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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