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  • Submitted by rthshuskie2010 on Apr 10, 10 at 1:59pm

    no fornication, no invitation.

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    Submitted by caakess on Apr 10, 10 at 1:36pm

    RSVP: Really Slutty Vag only Please =)

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    Submitted by massimo on Apr 10, 10 at 6:58pm

    You don't!!! Just Ben Roethlisberger her

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    Submitted by buberto on Apr 10, 10 at 3:52pm

    Toucan come only if I cum.

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    Submitted by Hawk21 on Apr 10, 10 at 4:16pm

    Id just tell them...truth always works haha

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    Submitted by godlessBJ on Apr 10, 10 at 1:36pm

    Good question.. When you find out let me know.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 11, 10 at 4:37am

    Simple, just tell her everyone is bringing something to the party and she is bringing sex.

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    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 11, 10 at 9:14am

    BYOC: Bring Your Own Condoms.

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    Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 10, 10 at 4:24pm

    The one post where we NEED the "That's how you do it, son" poster, and look - nowhere to be seen.

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    Submitted by lh1220 on Apr 10, 10 at 4:31pm

    Don't we all know people meant for this...

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    Submitted by kadibop on Apr 11, 10 at 9:16am

    Put out or get out

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    Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 7:01am

    Tell them only dirty diseased crotch rot whores are welcome. If you don't have crotch fungus or serious diseases then don't bother, it isn't a party for classy people.

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    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 10, 10 at 7:07pm

    Tell them that you're giving out gift bags with lube, condoms, and kneepads.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 10, 10 at 1:28pm

    Just say you a responsible slut.

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    Submitted by nomiomiollie on Apr 11, 10 at 10:37am

    Hahahahah, Herschel.

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    Submitted by cateyeglasses23 on May 25, 11 at 4:16pm

    uh you don't lead them on like a douche bag? (assuming you're a guy or a lesbian)If she likes you, one of you is s.o.l. because you probly have to wait like 3 weeks after meeting, but if she would never actually really want to date you but still finds you moderately attractive, you're in.

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    Submitted by SexiLexiWVU on Apr 13, 10 at 11:06pm

    How do you tell someone they are only invited if they pull out?\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThat's how I read this...

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    Submitted by dunrunnun on Apr 11, 10 at 4:09am

    just like that

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    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 10, 10 at 3:57pm

    Invite them and get them drunk. Alchohol does wonders!

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    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 10, 10 at 3:56pm

    Invite them and get them drunk. Alchohol does wonders!

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    Submitted by Martin998877 on Apr 10, 10 at 7:00pm

    Just say - I've been invited to this party and I'm gonna stop overnight. Wanna go with me? \n\nShe can interpret "go" in the same way you do! Lol. Or you could say come with me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 2:58am

    Take her n see if u get some drinks help 519 was here