Tell them only dirty diseased crotch rot whores are welcome. If you don't have crotch fungus or serious diseases then don't bother, it isn't a party for classy people.
uh you don't lead them on like a douche bag? (assuming you're a guy or a lesbian)If she likes you, one of you is s.o.l. because you probly have to wait like 3 weeks after meeting, but if she would never actually really want to date you but still finds you moderately attractive, you're in.
Just say - I've been invited to this party and I'm gonna stop overnight. Wanna go with me? \n\nShe can interpret "go" in the same way you do! Lol. Or you could say come with me.
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