oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
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He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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