Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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