It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
we should paint friendship bongs
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