so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's blow job season.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize