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  • Submitted by niceman on Apr 22, 12 at 6:43pm

    You fuck girls that hard and they will never take you seriously as a real boyfriend. That shit hurts them, dude.

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    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 22, 12 at 4:55pm

    Ouch... *tightly crosses legs*

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    Submitted by rikie83 on Apr 22, 12 at 5:54pm

    You beat your meat like it owed you money?

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      Submitted by skeezer on Apr 23, 12 at 2:43am

      that was truly funny

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 22, 12 at 9:03pm

    Did you tell her she could have a steam train, if she'd just lay down her track?

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 22, 12 at 5:58pm

    didn't you die in police custody?

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 22, 12 at 8:06pm

      I guess this is a pointless comment since the porn star sledgehammer died and its a local LA story

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        Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 22, 12 at 10:33pm

        You sure do know an lot about porn!

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          Submitted by kyguy87 on Apr 23, 12 at 7:30am

          What guy doesn't?

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    Submitted by athena423 on Apr 22, 12 at 6:42pm

    He tickled his pickle too much... no wonder he was unpopular

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Apr 24, 12 at 6:24am

    Jackhammer got all the ladies