Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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