I'm gonna have a badass scar
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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