It depends on the dildo. If it is smaller than your penis and vibrates like a fucking Jack Hammer, no you shouldn't be offended. If the dildo is 13 inches long and black with a vein the size of a pinky finger running down the middle of it, yes you should be offended. Especially if the name on the box is "relationship saver"
You should be sad you ruined the surprise as she was probably buying it for you for your birthday. Oh well, there's still the fisting chair for Christmas.
Either way the sender should be excited. I mean if he even likes his wife at all he should be happier that she'll probably be getting off more often now. (Whether or not he gets her off during sex, a vibe makes masturbation a lot easier and faster for most women.) If she's buying it because he's *not* getting her off during sex, then welcome to the world of women... she should be telling him what she needs and he should be asking--maybe she'll use it as a way to initiate con
@grammerpolice, go the fuck back to English class. You look like an ass when you try correcting someone in the first place on a site like this, so imagine what you look like now when you're the idiot correcting someone who was right. Dipshit. When using an apostrophe to quote, the rules work just the same as for quotation marks. Therefore the period does go before the 2nd apostrophe.
British English says to put the period outside; American English says inside. (In fact, I can't say for sure that there is no American style guide that would put the period outside. There is no single correct English grammar or style, even within the US.)
How boring must your sex life be? You're MARRIED and you've never had a vibrator involved in sex? That's probably the most vanilla thing I could possibly think of. Have you even tried something other than the missionary position?
Excited! After I bought mine, I'd get myself going and meet him at work during lunch to have him finish me off...best sec ever for both. Vibrators are great, but I like a body attached to my penis thank you very much.
Google "pocket pussy" or "flesh light"... Get back at her!! And when you are doing her and she says"" more deeper"" hit her back with this... Smaller,tighter!!!! That's a good slap in the face... My work here is done
lol, creepin' trojan-grandma. she is so damn creepy in those trojan vibrating touch ads. worst thing is, when i went to get condoms with my ex, right next to the trojans there was a creepy grandma in a hoveround, staring at me! wtf
Comments
You must be Logged in to post a comment