i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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