you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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