Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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