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  If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude

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• I'm failing to see how newly-*won* means anything but that she took her ex for all he was worth in the divorce settlement. Call me crazy, but I think that would set off alarm bells for me. Maybe he deserved it, maybe he didn't, but I'd be runnin' out of there like my feet were on fire and my ass was catchin'.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 21, 13 at 4:55pm

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• Dude, they are called cougars for a reason. They are sleek, prowl around and the lead prey into their den for the kill.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 21, 13 at 6:45pm

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