ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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