as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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