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  • 70 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:06pm

    Pig tail grabbing is for doggy style, not blow jobs dumbass.

  • 73 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:32pm

    Here's an important bit of advice: don't be an asshole when a girl treats you to a blowjob. She has teeth.

    • 17 30
      Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jul 20, 10 at 6:42am

      3:32/ 12:11, no no, if you have pigtails, they now equal handlebars. Thats in the rule book.

  • 63 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:21pm

    I used to date a girl that loved it when I made her choke on my cock. Some girls digg it.

  • 62 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:06pm

    I like when their hair hangs over their face while they're sucking on my cock. Just brush it back for them a little so they don't get strands in their mouth and let them do their delicious thing.

  • 59 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:24pm

    12:08 Do mothers in the grocery store beat you for pulling their little girls pig tails?

  • 56 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:16pm

    Well, it doesn't. It means you're not getting another fine BJ from that young lady.

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:11pm

    I agree with 1206, let's us girls do wht we do best. But if our hair is down, it would be nice of u too keep it out of our mouth, then our full attention will be on you.

  • 49 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:21pm

    the captain you are so retarded why dont you just shut the hell up or just be funnier

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:08pm

    pig tails are to be grabbed at any and all times. if her hair is in pig tails it is your obligation as a God fearing man to yank on them all through out the day regardless of what the activity may be- grocery shopping, anal, the list goes on.

  • 42 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:47pm

    i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

  • 39 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:11pm

    Oooh but I like the second 12:06. That's a woman that knows how to fuck right. -12:06

  • 45 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:49pm

    3:32. smartest person on this thread.

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:01pm

    i agree with 12:06 i love when a guy brushes the hair out of my face when im blowing him. or when his body tenses up and his hand tightens on my hair

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:35am

    Jesus isn't real, and Christian morality is the most dangerous oxymoron of them all. Now go troll elsewhere.

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:58pm

    In Soviet Russia, YOU GIVE PIG BJ!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:39pm

    in soviet russia, pig tail grabs you

  • 36 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:47pm

    So that's why they call him cap'n crunch!

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm

    i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

  • 27 18
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Oct 21, 10 at 8:43am

    Jesus saves ....... He passes to Moses ....... Moses shoots ...... And he scores ;) now we're all happy.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:31pm

    You all are missing the point. He got head! Good job man!

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:18pm

    Ya. Why are you pulling? Are you trying to remove the her head from the situation? This text is dumb. 12:06 stop creeping everyone out.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:11pm

    Just shove her head down

  • 31 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:01pm

    it's called porn.. you couldve disguised the fact that you didn't really know what ponytail was...

  • 29 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm

    i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:28pm

    1230 - I do this to my girl all the time. Two purposes. 1) Most girls are horrible at sucking dick and thats one way to get them into it and 2) It's awesome to see a girl gagging on my dick when she cant take it. Sorry to sound douchey, but it's just bring honest.

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:02pm

    I think someone needs a hug.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:09pm

    12:59 Their are 2 12:06's. I'm not sure which one your vitriol is directed towards, but the second one, and for that matter 12:53 is female. Because I posted both of them. Pulling hair during blow jobs is bad, there are exceptions here and there, but for most don't do it.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:08pm

    12:53, I am very much male. 12:59, why am I an imbecile again? Because I like the woman keeping her full attention on my length? Shit, man, if you don't have that down by 19 years old, you're doing something terribly, terribly wrong.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:03pm

    you fucking 12 yr old knobs. get a fuckin life.

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:56pm

    Ah yes representing the 405! I feel ya bro

  • 25 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:55pm

    12:30: yes! mine does too!

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:31pm

    Pig tail grabbing is for when your trying to stick it in the pigs asshole but it keeps hitting your dick with the tail Dr.anal

  • 28 31
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Sep 10, 10 at 7:38pm

    I used to have long hair down to my hips and my bf would wrap it around his hand and guide me up and down his length. It was great because I get excited when my hair is pulled.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:47pm

    She was quite pleasant. thank you for allowing me to toss her salad young man. Rimjob John

  • 25 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:49pm

    have you guys never heard of the joke.. "Whats a blonde w/ pigtails...." ".... a blowjob w/ handle bars"

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:38pm

    Yeeeeeehaaaawwwww yall. -pigtail pony.

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:30pm

    does anyone else's bf have to thrust his hips in order to cum?

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:09pm

    i think people seem to be missing the main point here - pig tails have been out of fashion since like, the 80's or 90's! why do people still wear them!

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:02pm

    If she doesnt want to meet the brown eye, use her hair for leverage. Kinda like a steering wheel. Rimjob John

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:53pm

    12:33 12:06 is a female. Pulling hair during blow jobs makes it harder to give said blow job. It's better to have hair pulled during sex, or anything else for that matter. And any basic knowledge of porn or dirty jokes would have a person exposed to the pig tails as handlebars analogy, making it more associated with doggy style. The OP is still a dumbass.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:47pm

    i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:04pm

    Grab it and make it painful. The Admiral

  • 30 43
    Submitted by silverosepetals on Apr 19, 10 at 3:08pm

    Im all about having my hair pulled, anything hair related actually...esp for no reason, like when ny bf pets my head and then decides to grab a handful and yank me over...think I just came a little...

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:26pm

    Everyone in the 12 o' clock hour- Go fuck yourselves

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:38am

    pony tail is only one, pig tails are two pony tails

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:56pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:10pm

    Nope, I'm 12:06 and will remain so through the remainder of the day. - 12:06

  • 22 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:18pm

    9:41 ur an ass and ur gonna get caught but I agree with the kinky girl-I love that stuff! I purposefully wear pigtails so my bf will pull them...during doggy style too, it's like having reins...

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm

    i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:37pm

    Amen 5:09!! Who wears pig tails? I haven't seen them for ages.

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:42pm

    3:32 bitch wont bite down if theres a knife to her throat

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:30pm

    Homos who type "In Soviet Russia" Go fuck Yourselves

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:37pm

    Pigtails are still in style cus guys dig them, dummies.

  • 23 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:22am

    I don't have a very big cock but I'm proud of every foot The Admiral

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:52pm

    12:11, anything I can do to facilitate your full attention on my 9 incher is good enough for me. - 12:06

  • 22 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:13pm

    Nope, nine incches solid. - 12:06 ┬┐jealous much? :)

  • 23 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:57pm

    i like "--the captain" (: