I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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