Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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