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  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jun 2, 12 at 9:21am

    If these guys are actually as awesome as you say they'll more then make up for it with their toungues.

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    Submitted by porksword on Jun 2, 12 at 11:49am

    200 pounds of dynamite with a quarter inch fuse!

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 2, 12 at 10:57am

    I doubt God's testing you. He's probably just punishing you because you're a whore and he doesn't like you.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 2, 12 at 10:02am

    job's family and land was wiped out on a bet with the devil to test his faith..you get tiny cock and good guys...hey dumbass teach him to use his tongue and fingers if the dick ain't cutting it and stop bitching and throwing away the last 5 good guys left

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    Submitted by jackkennedy on Jun 2, 12 at 10:01am

    Five inches and proud!!!

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    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Jun 2, 12 at 11:11am

    Here's the thing; most gals don't have orgasms from penetration alone. So make him work his fingers or a vibrator while moving that lil' thing. Hell, even if he is big make him work your business. You'll thank me, I promise.

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    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 3, 12 at 1:23am

    Dear Lord, I know only the Whores of babalon care about size. That said I'd like an extra medium for my fornication please. A girl's got needs.

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    Submitted by SSmackk on Jun 3, 12 at 8:38am

    I've been with guys with large penises who have sucked and I've been with guys with average and below average (read: small) penises who were amazing in bed. I maintain that its not about size, but rather skill. last guy I was with was four maybeee five inches. sex was good, no complaints. but oral? he was a fcking God!

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    Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 3, 12 at 6:39pm

    Be patient, young grasshopper. The penis gods will bless you soon enough.

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    Submitted by kasumirock on Jun 5, 12 at 9:11am

    Guys need to stop saying for guys to learn to use their tongue and fingers better. Good fucking is better than any foreplay.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 1:01pm

      All right, then; what SHOULD we be doing? Leaving the gene pool? Fuck off.

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    Submitted by Siraademented on Jun 10, 12 at 4:25am

    Umm, my friend is small and has the most amazing fingers ever.....

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 12:56pm

    There is no medically accepted "cure" for a small penis, meaning the serious risks outweigh the half an inch of benefit that you would get. If my girlfriend can't have good sex without a big penis, I'll buy a damn vibrating strap-on, hollow it out with a drill press, and use it as a condom.

  • Submitted by pmkatter on Jun 2, 12 at 9:53am

    You can't BE awesome with a small dick!