had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We’re leaving where are you
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