this site is really going downhill if they're posting this crap up and they didn't post any of the ones I kow have been sent in and are way the hell funnier
saran wrap is one thing, and i might even believe snickers wrapper, but there is no way any idiot would wrap his dick in a doritos bag.
unless he wasn't interested in pleasure, just punishing whoever was on the receiving end.
It's just starting to suck? Every other text on here is either a movie or song quote, or something so stupidly exaggerated, it sounds like it came off the cutting room floor from a Dane Cook meets National Lampoon meets Girls Gone Wild mash-up.
It's not the worst story i've ever heard of a make-shift condom.
A friend of a friend knew a girl who had sex with a guy in a gutter using a Walmart bag as a condom.
you know as much as we hate to admit it there are tramps in this world unfortunatly some get acces to the web and this is what were left with!
Fake or not it's still good for a laugh
Someone told me about this site and I thought the idea sounded legit funny. But posts like this are ridiculous, unfunny, overdone... I mean, most of them are, it seems. I hope the editors start getting a bit more choosy instead of publishing every fake sex text that gets fabricated and submitted.
Yeah what the hell my texts that I send in never show up either. I wonder if any are real because I have submitted funny legit ones twice and they never show up
How did you even fit it all into her vagina ? Either you're small as fuck or she's loose.. Was it like throwing a pencil down a hallway ? That's funny. LMAO
Clearly there are only 3 intelligent people on this thread who recognize this as a lame ali g rip. The rest of you trying to debate whether or not its real are tragically retarded
No way this is real. I would never let a guy stick that in me! And if it is he should have just asked for head. But I'd personally just leave if some tool wrapped a dorittos bag around it and was actually serious...
F**king proud to live in Houston right now. Which is worse: the thought that someone would actually have sex using a doritos bag or that someone would think it's funny to lie about it. Whatever. This site was funny at first.
If you're going to text a friend a movie quote, fine, whatever. Why would you send it in, making it seem like you thought of it? I'm sure any of us can find transcripts to shit we've seen on TV. Should we all just copy and paste funny parts of the script and send it in like it's a real text?
12:25am
Are your pants on fire........YOU FUCKING LYING FUCK!!!!!??????!!!! It's not even possible for sooo many reasons. Idiot. "I once knew this guy who.........." shut the fuck up.
i guess all of you have never sent a joke text or a text that was a quote from a movie or w.e. everybody gets so mad for no reason. remember, these are supposed to be stupid texts.. idiots.
10:35
Definitely. But, if you're not talking about drunkenly licking crack rocks off your boss's daughter's nipples and accidentally sending the text to your mother while your friend brags that his dorm room fridge has more kinds of beer than actual food items in it, obviously you're not cool enough to be accepted!
You do realize you could kill someone like that, Right?
Honestly, If you get a rip in your vag, its fatal. A girl got cut inside her vag with a carrot that had a sharp edge and immediately died.
People who r saying this is fake and then using the time that the person posted something to call them out makes u an even bigger looser then the person who posted this
What kind of nasty ass chick would go along with that? Any chick that's ok with that you definitely want to have some sort of barrier between your dick and her rotten pussy. God knows what else shes had up there already. You're both nasty ass fuckers that's all I know
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