thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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