I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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