Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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