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  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Mar 6, 11 at 11:54am

    Don't get me wrong, I enjoy getting a beej as much as the next guy. But I LOVE \neating out.

  • Submitted by bangmestfu on Mar 6, 11 at 10:55am

    Sounds like perfection to me.

  • Submitted by tinuviel on Mar 6, 11 at 2:04pm

    You need to marry him asap.

  • Submitted by LargeFarva on Mar 6, 11 at 10:57am

    I sympathize. Eating out FTW.

  • Submitted by O______________O on Mar 6, 11 at 3:03pm

    This happened to me once. Then I saw the size of it, and it totally made sense.

  • Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 6, 11 at 10:26am

    Try using less teeth

  • Submitted by andthelion on Mar 6, 11 at 2:44pm

    lucky bitch.

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Mar 6, 11 at 11:50pm

    For this reason the invented 69 it means everyone can be a giver.

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      Submitted by actualirishpple on Mar 15, 11 at 6:43pm

      ya but its so much better being able to just enjoy it urself

  • Submitted by yourfunnylooking on Mar 6, 11 at 10:54am

    He didn't want you to see his herpes. Or he's really a she.

  • Submitted by Mr_birds on Mar 6, 11 at 10:24am

    What kind of guy doesn't like blowies? Weird.

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    Submitted by kBrakes20 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:24am

    Marry him, or I will!

  • 83 51
    Submitted by sheshe76 on Mar 6, 11 at 9:23pm

    I just hope he was good at it.

  • 82 53
    Submitted by sway655321 on Mar 7, 11 at 7:28am

    That's how a real man loves his woman, you go bro!

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 4, 12 at 8:08pm

      @sway655321 -- A real man loves his woman by refusing to let her give him pleasure? Wtf?

  • Submitted by jltc on Mar 6, 11 at 11:34am

    This attitude is problematic and frighteningly protestant. Sex is supposed to be mutually enjoyable, not a noble act of sacrifice. It's much more fun that way. Bad night.

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      Submitted by Veritas143 on Mar 6, 11 at 2:56pm

      I agree.. all those thumbs down must be selfish lovers..

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    Submitted by shesakillswitch on Mar 7, 11 at 1:07am

    Keeper.

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 6, 11 at 11:50pm

    And by "giver" he meant "homo"

  • 69 57
    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 6, 11 at 6:19pm

    Best night ever (:

  • 60 40
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 7, 11 at 9:13am

    someone wants to impress

  • 70 61
    Submitted by bunny420 on Mar 6, 11 at 6:02pm

    THATS a good night

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 6, 11 at 11:41pm

    Did he hand his balls to you too?

  • 57 46
    Submitted by NikadNeznas on Mar 7, 11 at 6:01am

    Marry Him.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 7, 11 at 5:08am

    Anonymous 9:46, I sincerely hope you're joking.

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    Submitted by bkpr1124 on Apr 2, 11 at 10:25pm

    Marry him. NOW.

  • 51 44
    Submitted by crispyk on Mar 9, 11 at 12:46am

    Keeper!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by bestponyever on Mar 7, 11 at 3:12pm

    He's either amazing or there's something wrong with his dick

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Medicalkitten on Mar 9, 11 at 9:28am

    What's he hiding?

  • 47 47
    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 7:09am

    Some girls have all the luck...

  • 51 55
    Submitted by SDBear2010 on Mar 7, 11 at 11:09am

    MARRY HIM!

  • 49 52
    Submitted by indyainkk on Mar 8, 11 at 2:02am

    His balls were just exceptionally shmeggy that day.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by sandy69 on Mar 20, 11 at 1:34am

    Oh, baby this man is perfection!

  • 36 38
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Mar 28, 11 at 8:51pm

    Marry him tomorrow.

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 11 at 9:46pm

    Gross!

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 8, 11 at 10:50am

    No anal = sexual fail

  • 28 49
    Submitted by lizgger15 on Aug 8, 11 at 8:02pm

    jackpot

  • Submitted by MadF00L on Mar 6, 11 at 11:29am

    Lame.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 11 at 9:46pm

    Girls who don't like suck'n are lesbians (just too afraid to admit it). However, not all lesbians don't like suck'n, some actually do;)