This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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