Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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