im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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