This is what's wrong with America today. Dumb fucks like the poster of this text. Seriously, you're proud of the abortion clinic? Fucking pathetic waste of life. This wouldn't happen if you would use one of the MANY contraceptives and birth control products out there. I swear, there should be an apptitude test to be able to breed. If you fail, you get your testicles/ovaries removed.
hey all. let's drop the debate on abortion. people go to heaven people go to hell. what u say on tfln won't change anything. so go argue ur cases somewhere else.
God, people, the girl isnt killing a human, she's just about to get some useless tissue removed from her cervix, BIG FREAKING DEAL. What about all these kids getting blow up in Iraq. But I guess it's easier to shit on women's rights. Way to be christian
abortion is not a form of birth control. this is absolutely disgusting. i'm whole-heartedly pro-choice but am definitely not pro-stupidity. going to the abortion clinic should NOT be a joke and i wish i could smack some sense into this dumbass bitch.
How is it that almost every fucking person that you hear is/was on the pill ends up pregnant?
I'm sorry, but when used properly these things have a really high success rate (like, 99%). If you get pregnant, you were probably doing it wrong, and are hence just as irresponsible as the people who don't take it at all.
READ AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY.
4:58 it's totally fucking different. Stoping a life from being born is the smart way to do it. That way you don't have to deal with a child if you're not ready. However abortion is wrong. That is a human that you're killing!
5:04--I'm sorry, but I thought "a right to life" was a human right, NOT "the right to murder your child before it's born." Wow, a human right to murder, I thought that was called the death penalty. Hm. Fucking idiot.
umm since wen is abortion funny? i am def pro-choice but its people who abuse the right to an abortion that make pro-choicers look like "baby killers" or wutever. I;m sorry but use a fuckin condom... using abortion as birth control is fuckin disgusting... i don't no why this site continues to post these... there not funny.
A fetus has a heart beat at 8 days in the uterus it's not just tissue.... Did you plan it out in your head in advance like if I get pregnant it's no biggie I'll just get an abortion or was it an actual failure on the part of the birth control, either way, EVERYONE knows what can happen if you have sex.
Way to go, 8.34. That's TOTALLY a "pro-life" attitude right there. Why don't you call yourself what you really are - a misogynist? Shit. Do you go out and club yer wimmin because they didn't prepare your Brontosaurus Burger right too?
So this is the neo political movement I've been looking for. Let's all take a post on a humor website to friggin seriously and ruin everyones time with senseless bickering. I'm pretty sure that's what the 'good/bad night' thing is. If you're gonna cry be a politician and actually try to change things the way you would have them. Now I have to get bk to the kitchen, I think the dead baby I have in my oven might be burning.
105 thats my point. if ur going to murder something, the least you could do is put yourself in a situation where u might pay for your consequences with a oood ole rusty hanger.least u could do i think
Easy answer for all. Keep abortions legal only if performed with a coat hangover. women maintain a right to choose but have to deal with consequences of their actions. win-win-win.
People using the pill and condoms still get knocked up. No need to be slut-bashing either, most of you sleep with sluts and the other person could be a boyfriend.
4:50, if they used a condom or birth control pills in the first place, is that also your definition of a "waste of a life"? whether you stop the pregnancy before you have sex or after, it really doesn't make a huge difference. The baby isn't born either way
7:20 Uh, she's only 50 percent responsible for that baby. Also, I hope you plan to adopt when your older, do you know how many children are up for adoption? Do you know how many of those kids will be adopted, not enough.
Hey assholes, stop blaming the woman for "letting herself get pregnant". I love how everyone here is so quick to judge the stupidity of others when they themselves can't realize that it takes TWO people to get pregnant. It's totally all her fault...oh wait didn't she sleep with an asshole who didn't wear a condom? Grow up, slut-blamers.
some of us are anti-abortion because we believe in ppl being accountable for their actions (i.e. having sex).Maybe if more people were accountable wed have a better society.Its not necon or religious
Sorry, this:
5:04--I'm sorry, but I thought "a right to life" was a human right, NOT "the right to murder your child before it's born." Wow, a human right to murder, I thought that was called the death penalty. Hm. Fucking idiot.
Was meant for 5:14, not 5:04. I agree with you, 5:04.
Maybe if half the ppl who were prolife had actually expierenced the situation.. There wouldn't be as many prolifers. I used to be prolife but after I actually was in the situation, I changed my mind. And a lot of abortions are done 8 weeks or earlier.. Which IMO is not killing anything.
3:08 you make no sense. Its quit, not quite and its high horse- not horses as much as you think plural means 'add an s' every time. Way to prove your point... And really, youre bragging about abortion?! Im pro choice but its people like you that make me and others believe you dont deserve a choice. Take the fucking pill you pathetic bitch.
OP, use Plan B in the future. Cheaper and less of a chance of pissing of super-moralistic types. You may possibly want to start banging more quality guys, just in case.
Various methods of birth control may fail, including something as drastic as vasectomies. She's not immediately a slut or an idiot because she accidentally became pregnant and needed to get an abortion.
I applaud her for getting the abortion and minimizing her mistake.
Instead of killing the baby, you should just do the world a solid and kill yourself because 1. Because you're stupid 2. Because your a whore 3. Cause you thought this would be a cool thing to post.
I'm pro choice but bragging about an abortion is pretty sick. Honestly though having a kid with a guy she's probably not going to end up with and keeping it would more than likely cause her to drop out if school, and become a single mom relying on welfare for the rest of her life and not contributing anything to society. She saved some tax payees money here, we should be thanking her fit not reproducing
This is really rediculous. Abortion should not be thought about with such immaturity! Go fuck yourself, and while your at- stop opening your thighs so much 541.
If I'm not mistaken everyone knows the risks of having sex. It's not a secret. Wrap it up people, some of us don't have the leisure of having a kid at all.
Wow, I really thought that misogyny was not as big of an issue as it is made out to be. You all need to look in the mirror and face up to the ugly inside of you when you think it's ok to call someone a "slut" or "whore" and never even think of the man she slept with as a culprit, too. Get a life, assholes.
like its classy needing an abortion? i can understand accidents with condoms and pills, but usually its stupid people (not necessarily sluts) that need them. the only legit reason to need an abortion is if you were raped.
Um hello! All you crazy conservative republican motherfuckers need to CHILL the fuck out! It's called freedom of speech and anyways it's a JOKE! If you don't want to read offensive things GET THE FUCK OFF TFLN!
I tried to give myself an abortion with the family vacuum because I couldn't afford a real one ... but the attachment wouldn't fit in my vagina because I'm only 12.... what should I do?
Okay, contraceptives are much better than abortion. I mean, I'm pro-choice, but still. It's way more cost-effective to buy condoms than shell out 400 bucks for an abortion whenever you want one. Plus, hi, that's surgery. You could end up with an ectopic pregnancy at some point from the scarring in your uterus due to your many abortions. Hope it's worth it.
Wow, this gal makes the "(ooooh i'm so) college" kids look even douchier. And i thought it couldn't be done. Pro choice, pro life... I want no part of that argument. But jeez! Is this gem really bragging that as thousands upon thousands of dollars are being spent on her education, she is growing dumber and less responsible?
"Like oh my godddd. I got so drunk last night I got knocked up."
Get yourself some integrity lass.
I might be waaay off but I'm pretty sure this was intended as a joke, tasteless? Maybe. Funny? Yes. Get off your high horses and quite making this site about pollitics and being politically correct. Free speech mother fuckers your usinging why can't the op?
Uh, seriously people, this women is not the only person at fault here. If women need to keep their legs closed because otherwise they might have to face the possibility of pregnancy then men need to keep their penis in their pants because they also might have to face the possibility of parent hood.
Can I just say it's kinda funny that people are getting heated on TFLN. This is supposed to be funny. It might not even be a real text. Calm down people!!!
We are human and not perfect. Just like all you crazy people posting about how much of a murderer and whore the op is. I guess we can assume that anyone calling her these things has never had sex right? Because if you have, you're most definitely a hyopcrite. Birth control fails a lot more than people would like to believe. And would you like to carry a rapists child? I didn't....Some times people resort to laughing about it because it is the only way to heal a horrible wound.
First off people, you cannot really be pro-choice and be pro-life at the same time. Abortion is always wrong. If you think it is okay in any situation, then you are pro-choice. Your mom chose life didn't she? I respect all girls who carry the baby through the full 9 months, even if they did get pregnant really young. Look how strong they are for doing that. Girls are ridiculous anymore and guys should have more say in it as well. Abortion is always, always wrong.
No one gives a shit how horrible you think this is. It's a joke. So deal with it. No one forced you to look at it and no ones views will be changed by your pathetic arguments
You all should get a life. Actually no. Jeep arguing on tfln. That will make you SOOOO cool. In case you havnt noticed, no one gives a rip about your opinions.
Maybe if the twat had gone to planned parenthood for some free (or nearly free) contraception (if your stupid ass can't remember to take the pill everyday or figure out how to use a condom correctly, then get a depo shot, genius), then she wouldn't have to go to the abortion clinic.
How about this: you are all arguing your views on abortion through textsfromlastnight. No one is going to read your post and be enlightened and suddenly change their views. If you feel strongly about one side or the other the voice your opinion somewhere useful and try to make a difference bc this is not the site for that
Being prochoice doesn't mean you have to be obnoxious about it. Maybe prolife radicals wouldn't shoot up abortion clinics if people weren't such assholes about this and grew the fuck up.
Fucking jerk. A woman has no right to choose for life or death of a fetus. Life begins at contraception, something that these pro abortion MURDERERS do not understand. Have they ever heard of ADOPTION? it's not that hard. Abortion clinics should be DESTROYED and the practice itself should be a crime and paid with life in prison. Even better, death penalty
You guys really need to stop flipping shit. If you wanna go rant on your anti-abortion views go to some ultra-conservative website. This is TFLN. Not your high school debate team. Rofl. You guys all fail.
5:59 is awesome, Agreed! Do you know how many women have abortions daily..so many. so are they all dumb/retards/sluts like people on here are saying that they are? if somebody isn't ready for a child they can do wahtever the fuck they want to do (abortion)
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So, this irresonsible twit is going to terminate a pregnancy (kill a baby) and is bragging about it? What a cunt!!!! People would adopt even this whores baby. Too bad she wasn't aborted.
Hey, this is such a mature group. Way to blame the woman for getting herself pregnant. Why aren't we asking why the asshole didn't wear a condom? It's totally her fault that she's a "slut" and a "whore", she totally deserves advice from some dumbfucks on this website about how to obtain birth control. Fuck off and take your misogyny with you.
Fuck all you god loving freaks! What you never
Made mistakes? She's in college, she obviously doesn't need a kid. I repeat fuck all you god loving freaks. Ya'll are crazy
You ever think it's weird that if someone murders a pregnant woman they can be charged with two murders but you can easily get an abortion and it's legal?
@6:24 hahahhahaaa thats wonderful!!! the post is funny... dnt u people have abortion clinics to burn down? n drs to shoot to prevent them from performing abortions? cuz thats the way to truly be pro-life!!
So you went out and whored yourself around, and got into some trouble because you're such a ho. And instead of taking responsibility for it (keeping it..or, you know, *adoption*, you're taking the easy way out and talking away the life of something that hasn't even gotten a chance to live. And.... you're making JOKES about it? Way to be immature.
Nest time close your legs you nasty, selfish, immature, slutty ho.
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