Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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