IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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