The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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