those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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