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  • 77 38
    Submitted by Portcityliving on Jul 29, 11 at 1:34pm

    I just need help getting unstuck

  • 69 46
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 29, 11 at 9:33am

    Just be direct about it, dude. "Hi, I'm Maggie and I want to fuck you." Works like a charm.

  • 62 44
    Submitted by REDNASTY on Jul 29, 11 at 11:27am

    MAGGIE LONGFACE?!?!?!?

  • 64 48
    Submitted by rex1613 on Jul 28, 11 at 2:28pm

    Come on over to KC we will help you out.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by jack984 on Jul 28, 11 at 2:30pm

    st.Louis keepin it classy

  • 55 48
    Submitted by killmefirst on Jul 29, 11 at 6:23am

    Any Maggie with her foot behind her head is ok in my book

  • 55 49
    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Jul 28, 11 at 5:57pm

    I can put your foot behind your head too...

  • 64 73
    Submitted by blowme469 on Jul 28, 11 at 3:11pm

    Yeah, but do you let a man grab your ears while giving him head? :-P

  • 50 51
    Submitted by sky101 on Aug 16, 11 at 11:58am

    lol thats a great pick up line so when are we meeting up? lol

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Nero905 on Jul 29, 11 at 8:02am

    Do it.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by enormoustard on Jul 29, 11 at 1:34am

    Maggie Gyllenhaal... if only :D

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 29, 11 at 8:58am

    Sounds like a workable plan. Probably not a fatty, just do it at like 1am in the bar when everyone is drunk. Sure win!