i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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