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  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:58pm

    TSA=teat suckin assholes

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:36pm

    1235 Tsa IS a joke. You know how mych of a false sense of security they give? Its un fucking believable. So grandma cant get knitting needles through security, but they sell fucking glass bottles on the "secure" side. Give me a fucking break. I sure as shit know u can do a sgit ton of damage with a glass bottle. And anyone thats ever been in a bar fight will conferm that! - jared

  • 54 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:27am

    Does anyone on this stupid site remember September 11, 2001, or were any of you even born then......TSA stops idiots with guns, knives, and many other prohibited items daily from being carried on the the aircraft. I would hate to see what would happen if they weren't there to protect us!!!!!!!!

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:11am

    Sounds like it's gonna be A Very Guantanamo Christmas.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:37am

    Jared- Why would you say someones father is "piss poor", whom you've never met?? You need to grow up.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:59pm

    Tsa is a joke but they are federal sooo if you touch one the long dick of the goverment will fuck you not tsa. There's plenty of shit you can get past them. Once I got on a hard plastic knife, a piano cord, and pepper spray in a mini bottle. Just to see if I could. And u can try it sometime

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Texas21 on Jun 7, 10 at 6:29pm

    This is probably my favorite TFLN.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:59am

    Jared: you're an idiot b/c the problem isn't necessarily the TSA agents themselves, it's their lack of adequate training and poor supervisors that really don't understand what could go wrong

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:26pm

    What do welfare and foodstamps have to do with this text? Moron.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:10pm

    Jared: No, you failed to note the distinction between the agents themselves and their superiors; hence, you're the idiot here

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:10am

    Omg so embarassing. I would kill myself!! Bahahahahahahahahahahahhshha

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:01am

    First and that is awesome

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:45pm

    He has actually never "fucked it up" and he is retired from his old job you dumb shit. Have you even graduated high school yet? You don't know anything so stop talking!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:30pm

    Jared, you're an idiot.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:56am

    Seriously dude. What's stopping someone from innoculating themselves with ebola or a hantavirus or whatever and getting on the plane just prior to symptoms showing... Or having a baggy of anthrax and volatilizing it on the plane??? Seriously, for those that know what they're doing, this WOULD BE EASY!!! Not that I'd do that... Very against harming others, but the fact remains that this is EASY

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:03pm

    Jared just has a small penis and doesn't think before he speaks.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:36am

    hahahahha. hilarious

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:54pm

    1259 U just disagreed with me, by using the same points im making. Do u relize that makes u sound like a retatd? -jared

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:20pm

    610 would be LVI airport in Allentown. Nice by the way

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:55am

    I mean, an epipen can be used to induce a heart attack! Really, the dudes that make the rules have good intentions and that, but have no real concept! Did you know that WD40 will set off bomb detectors? And there's a whole slew of other problems that they just don't take into consideration... Like the radiation dosages from those scans! They're actually pretty significant!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:12am

    "610 would be LVI airport in Allentown. Nice by the way " Or they could live in Delco, which is about 20ish minutes from Philly International.

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:11am

    It's when the TSA officers are so dumb that they don't understand the basic concepts of WHY they're doing what they are... Besides, if someone really wanted to do something, the TSA rules are relatively easy to get around, if you know what you're doing

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:25pm

    3:20, it's not necessarily LVIA. People from the Lehigh Valley fly out of Philly or Newark just as often, if not more often. It can be a bitch of a drive, but it's easier in terms of flights. Plus, they could've been going between places or going back, etc.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:27pm

    What do welfare and foodstamps have to do with this text? Moron.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:42am

    I've assualted a cop when I was drunk I guess it a felony

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:18am

    That's pretty funny.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:59am

    10:10/1:37 The "supervisers" were agents themselves at one point. And also, how fucking hard can it be to know what should and shouldnt go on a plane? Oh and ur dad is "piss poor" because he has a job that requires little to no skill. Yet can still fuck it up! -jared

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:30am

    9:27- I agree 100%! Thanks TSA <3

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:58pm

    hahah yes 610 is the best

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:23am

    1238- Fuck your father and tsa fucking friends. Tsa was around prior to 9/11 ass clown. They may be there for "our security" but there still a fucking joke. Tsa has a task force that will actually sneak shit on a plane to see what they can get by. Theve gotten a fucking axe on. As well as a FUCKING SAWED OFF SHOTGUN!!! i mean r u fucking kidding me!? Ur dad is a piss poor person working for a piss poor agancy, just more tax money wasted. -jared

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:24pm

    12:35, What the fuck? Asshole. Just because one doesn't have very much money doesn't mean they're dumb. People have anger issues.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:41pm

    9:45- Yes i finished high school. And have a masters in aviaton as well. I also happen to travel alot. Dealing with tsa quite often, so i see ALOT of fuck ups working in that agency. All they are is a false sense of security. -jared

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:48am

    Jared: masters in aviation? Unlikely... No such thing... Not aviation in general, and PS supervisors don't need to be agents, particularly if they came as a high ranking officer from military, were a specialist in defence stuff, etc. I deal with this kind of stuff, so I know that you're talking out of your ass, so shove it

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:18am

    Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful. This is fine work delco. Fine fine work. Let me guess you're from upper Darby

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:26am

    Jared: you're an idiot, and I mean that in the most literal sense

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:09pm

    go pops. u sir should buy ur father a drink.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:52am

    And Jared, it's the concept that the cut off for 100 mL bottles, etc is pointless, and it varies depending on the outgoing airport... I mean have you never been through Heathrow? As much as I love shopping there, the "do you have anything that can be used as a weapon" is dumb! Really, if you put your mind to it, anything can be used as a weapon if you try hard enough

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:02am

    id be proud. whatd he do?

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:47pm

    OP TELL YOUR DAD TO STOP TRYING TO FUK BOYS AT THE AIRPORT!

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:43pm

    130 says u dipshit -jared

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:44pm

    "Just fyi, 610 doesn't mean they even live in Delco. I have a 610 number, as do all my friends from home, and none of us live there..." Yea I know, i just get annoyed when people fail to realize how big the 610 area code is. --(November 30, 2009 1:12AM)

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:38am

    TSA got put in place after September 11th and stop knives, guns, and other things from getting onto planes everyday. Those of you who say they do nothing don't know enough about what they do and what can't be able to pads through security. Tsa was put in place to protect us and I'm proud my father is aTSA officer

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:10am

    That is amazing. What airport?

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22am

    Jared- could you post where you got your info from? Thanks.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:56pm

    Just fyi, 610 doesn't mean they even live in Delco. I have a 610 number, as do all my friends from home, and none of us live there... Security will usually not make it a big deal if it's a "harmless" incident. Sadly, my cousins have essentially assaulted security at the Philadelphia airport. All they got was a fine and an hour long lecture.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:14am

    1226 And why is that? -jared

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:45pm

    I will agree with 1:37

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:16am

    I live in Delco, sounds like a delco move, but prolly Allentown because I heard nothing of this on the news or in the papers