I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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