oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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