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  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 22, 11 at 3:30pm

    Like they'll give a fuck, they just wanna nut.

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 22, 11 at 4:35pm

    Sounds like you plan on redefining the term 'Thanksgiving Spread'

  • Submitted by keto06 on Nov 22, 11 at 3:10pm

    thats why you mark your territory!!! Good job bro!

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    Submitted by Phys on Nov 22, 11 at 3:13pm

    So you're saying he knows you really well

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 23, 11 at 1:12am

    "and this year I'm thankful for not getting any std's from all the guys I fucked...."

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    Submitted by Don_Pene on Nov 22, 11 at 10:09pm

    I agree with Reespoofs-but if you're actually concerned, just tell 'em a chick did it.

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    Submitted by igotthis on Nov 22, 11 at 3:26pm

    Hickeys are for high school.

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    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Nov 22, 11 at 5:49pm

    They are just gonna fuck you not merry you! They don't give a fuck just give it up! Haha

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    Submitted by vendetta86 on Nov 22, 11 at 7:29pm

    It's thanksgiving... Not cuntsgiving

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 11 at 12:17am

      Skanksgiving...LOL

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 23, 11 at 7:47am

    I can imagine you will slut your way thru it...

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 22, 11 at 5:22pm

    Fuck yeah! Love whores!

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 22, 11 at 4:18pm

    OP is a guy...

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    Submitted by Marc12 on Nov 22, 11 at 7:16pm

    Like a good slut

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    Submitted by afi2black on Nov 23, 11 at 5:09pm

    If its a real man it wouldn't matter...

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 22, 11 at 4:13pm

    Thanksgiving is not for whoring around.