so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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