It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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