If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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