super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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