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  • 96 81
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 20, 10 at 1:33pm

    stfu, you selfish pair of fantastic tits

  • 85 68
    Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 20, 10 at 1:25pm

    It absolutely is.

  • 64 49
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 20, 10 at 2:06pm

    sounds like a complement. I call my gf booty..... She hates it, but it is descriptive. She got a big ol ass

  • 69 62
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 20, 10 at 1:55pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 1:24pm

    Quit bitchin..who said you could talk anyway?

  • 64 58
    Submitted by jlp417 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:39pm

    Send me pics and I will let you know

  • 64 59
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 1:27pm

    Cunt hummper sounds sexy?

  • 62 56
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:02pm

    These pretzels are making me firsty.. Wheres that durn beer dingo?

  • 60 55
    Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 21, 10 at 8:49pm

    Yeah. I get called super Boobs. Sucks huh.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by nthnkng33 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:26am

    Team firsty, go get fisted.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by lawmuscle on Jul 20, 10 at 3:49pm

    Hilarious

  • 70 82
    Submitted by AcaciaJules on Jul 20, 10 at 2:43pm

    At least it's not Boo Boo Kitty Fuck!

  • 56 57
    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 20, 10 at 1:48pm

    Is that fuckER or fuckEE?

  • 50 46
    Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:32pm

    better than calling you cum guzzler...

  • 49 46
    Submitted by coslopus1 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:01am

    Just call him bitch tits in public and see where it goes from there

  • 52 54
    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 20, 10 at 8:49pm

    That's it! Time to chain you back to the stove. No more public for you!

  • 46 46
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 24, 10 at 3:13pm

    not until he can do it in public...let the whore out

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Jul 21, 10 at 9:26am

    It'd be like smacking god in the face.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 1:39pm

    Prozach, YDI means you deserve it. As in Douchetard YDI.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Casanova2012 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:35pm

    Look at it this way, he could have given you a worse nic name ;) at least it's a compliment

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 6:55pm

    Sad situation. Hilarious text. Hahahah.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:35pm

    This is stupid boobs are gross and saggy

  • 52 68
    Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 20, 10 at 1:42pm

    I bet that dolphin is firsty now.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:07pm

    Do dolphins eat pretzels???

  • 50 71
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 1:26pm

    I'm thirsty for firsty brand snax.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 20, 10 at 5:59pm

    U should throttle that asshole

  • 38 53
    Submitted by blitted on Jul 20, 10 at 2:24pm

    Today's my birthday :)

  • 38 54
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 21, 10 at 2:49am

    My friends call me big tits or JLH which is better than tittie fuck I guess. Still not cool

  • 41 66
    Submitted by justsaying on Jul 20, 10 at 5:25pm

    Shut your pie hole and know your role! :)

  • 43 70
    Submitted by prozach on Jul 20, 10 at 1:33pm

    What the fuck does YDI mean?

  • 25 37
    Submitted by hogfish on Jun 25, 12 at 7:02pm

    It depends, are your nipples pierced?

  • 45 78
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:33pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 41 72
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 1:26pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?