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  • 85 61
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 20, 10 at 1:33pm
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    stfu, you selfish pair of fantastic tits

  • 63 45
    Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 20, 10 at 1:25pm
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    It absolutely is.

  • 55 32
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 20, 10 at 2:06pm
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    sounds like a complement. I call my gf booty..... She hates it, but it is descriptive. She got a big ol ass

  • 58 42
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 20, 10 at 1:55pm
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    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 49 30
    Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 21, 10 at 8:49pm
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    Yeah. I get called super Boobs. Sucks huh.

  • 53 42
    Submitted by jlp417 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:39pm
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    Send me pics and I will let you know

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 1:24pm
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    Quit bitchin..who said you could talk anyway?

  • 60 61
    Submitted by AcaciaJules on Jul 20, 10 at 2:43pm
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    At least it's not Boo Boo Kitty Fuck!

  • 51 43
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 1:27pm
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    Cunt hummper sounds sexy?

  • 45 34
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:02pm
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    These pretzels are making me firsty.. Wheres that durn beer dingo?

  • 43 35
    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 20, 10 at 8:49pm
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    That's it! Time to chain you back to the stove. No more public for you!

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Jul 21, 10 at 9:26am
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    It'd be like smacking god in the face.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by nthnkng33 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:26am
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    Team firsty, go get fisted.

  • 40 34
    Submitted by lawmuscle on Jul 20, 10 at 3:49pm
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    Hilarious

  • 33 24
    Submitted by coslopus1 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:01am
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    Just call him bitch tits in public and see where it goes from there

  • 33 26
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 24, 10 at 3:13pm
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    not until he can do it in public...let the whore out

  • 39 41
    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 20, 10 at 1:48pm
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    Is that fuckER or fuckEE?

  • 34 32
    Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:32pm
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    better than calling you cum guzzler...

  • 42 49
    Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 20, 10 at 1:42pm
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    I bet that dolphin is firsty now.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by justsaying on Jul 20, 10 at 5:25pm
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    Shut your pie hole and know your role! :)

  • 43 55
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 1:39pm
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    Prozach, YDI means you deserve it. As in Douchetard YDI.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 6:55pm
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    Sad situation. Hilarious text. Hahahah.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 20, 10 at 5:59pm
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    U should throttle that asshole

  • 40 54
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 1:26pm
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    I'm thirsty for firsty brand snax.

  • 30 36
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 21, 10 at 2:49am
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    My friends call me big tits or JLH which is better than tittie fuck I guess. Still not cool

  • 32 41
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:35pm
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    This is stupid boobs are gross and saggy

  • 35 47
    Submitted by prozach on Jul 20, 10 at 1:33pm
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    What the fuck does YDI mean?

  • 29 36
    Submitted by blitted on Jul 20, 10 at 2:24pm
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    Today's my birthday :)

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Casanova2012 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:35pm
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    Look at it this way, he could have given you a worse nic name ;) at least it's a compliment

  • 30 42
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:07pm
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    Do dolphins eat pretzels???

  • 32 57
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 1:26pm
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    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 12 19
    Submitted by hogfish on Jun 25, 12 at 7:02pm
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    It depends, are your nipples pierced?

  • 31 62
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:33pm
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    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin