hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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